evikholin:

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

angelic-poisonn:

gnarly:

WHEN YOU FORGET YOUR CHARGER AND YOUR PHONE DIES

teenagerposts:

stop scrolling for a surprise

inkerton-kun:

I hope the CIA agent that’s spying on me thinks im cute and very funny

sunshien:

i just watched a documentary on van gogh and how come nobody ever told me about this absolute banger of a painting

whismical:

*pushes tear back into eye* not now